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October 26, 2006

Phallic symbols are destroying our children's innocence every day.

What did she think she was buying?

October 9, 2006

Flipped Once Vertically

Some more stream of consciousness from Demetri Martin

August 21, 2006

An idea fully realized.

[A side note to the good Dr. - I only wish we had had the wherewithal to have hooked up with Debbie Gibson or Tiffany so they could have bankrolled this opportunity for us they way Britney has for K-Fed]

Years ago there when there was a real low point in popular music, Dr. Red Duke and I had a vision that anybody could become a famous rock/rap star by just giving a bunch of shoutouts to the audience to hype them up. In fact, they didn't even have to play an instrument or write any music. Pyrotechnics were needed as well as a full stage set up of instruments and other band members...

But past that, one just needed to have a mic turned up to 11 and the ability to yell out things like "Are you ready to Rock?!" and "We're gonna rock tonight!" One such example:

August 17, 2006

Beats the hell out of pilates.

I think this is being shown on VH1, so everybody has probably seen it, but I don't watch that channel... I need to stop exercising and get back to the boobtube.

April 17, 2006

Can't touch this.

We have to get a copy of this to DOP. And then we really gotta start recording our conversations...

April 11, 2006

Maybe it was Utah.

After looking at this picture, this has officially become my new favorite website.

March 7, 2006

Brothers and Sisters

Can you handle this? Or maybe you'd rather this.

February 10, 2006

Winter Recid-O-Lympics #003: It feels really good. This is what I've wanted all my life, since I was high school, since I was in middle school.

I want to address one thing before the games begin, the uniforms. It's tradition (at least since 2002) for the athletes to look cool while they are competing. There is no better way to look your best than with a jacket worn by Apolo.
Its no secret that he and I are sworn enemies, but to mock me like this is really uncalled for. You may have gotten to the games this time Ohno, but let's see who is there in 2046!

February 9, 2006

Winter Recid-O-Lympics #002: You want to do what with an ice cube?

As a mascot designer, i know it is hard to create good Olympic mascots, so I was surprised when Neve and Gliz were created. I thought they could not have been more creative! Next time though, might I suggest Gary the Pony, he is nice, smart, and dog-gone-it, people like him.

I always order the flying selection on the menu

Benihana knows how to set things in motion

February 8, 2006

Winter Recid-O-Lympics #001: You say tomato, I say tomato

Considering the marketability of an already popular city seems like a stretch to me, but after you take a tour let me know if you think watching the opening ceremonies is worth missing this.

February 1, 2006

He's Scratching' Right Now

Crossfade Technology

December 19, 2005

I'm Ghost like Swayze

Those cupcakes are the best.

December 15, 2005

Must not steal my stuff

Badonkadonk butt.

Manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation

Its a toss up, read Recidivism or walking the snake.

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December 13, 2005

White Balance on Blue

This link is about a month old, but its a fun look into one of the reasons why I am excited about Scrubs coming back on TV.

December 12, 2005

Buttery Popcorn Goodness

Scotty J is gonna hurt Tom Cruise because Dirk told him he'd be cool if he did!

December 8, 2005

Helvetica: The most subversive font

I only wish we had subways here in Atlanta.
These signs always screwed with my commute when I lived in New York, its nice to see people are trying to have fun with the mass-transit system.

December 6, 2005

Who needs a stinking new iMac?

Don't wait until January for the Mac mini entertainment center...
Climb on board Apple's Front Row. No need for anything but your existing mac.

December 2, 2005

My veoh face!

Have you guys gotten into this: Veoh Networks - Internet Television Peercasting Network? I mean, where else can you download Bollywood parody rap videos and easily get them to your iPod?

October 3, 2005

Genius, extension 625


September 10, 2005

Kanye doesn't like midgets.

Bush? Gold Digger?

June 30, 2005

Why would Mo Rocca leave the Daily Show for this?

I think that this is the best, most innovative music video I have ever seen.

June 18, 2005

Anyone interested in going to this?

Definitive Jux | Tours

A Sunday June 26th hip hop show at Eddie's Attic???, it has to be interesting...

June 14, 2005



June 12, 2005

Its Easy Being Green

Something to annoy the piss out of you, a
little or a lot. Thanks, It was fun knowing you!

May 18, 2005

I'm Not a Fan, I'm Also In The Movie

Since we have all determined that we are actually going to drop the ten bucks to see this new, latest and last chapter of the saga that defined a good portion of our childhood, I figured I would open up a discussion on when and where we can all meet to see Star Wars, Episode III, Revenge of the Sith. Make sure you have your costume ready.

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May 14, 2005

We can truly start a new trend


In preparation for today's activities, I wanted to make sure everyone was prepped on the history and rules of Bocce Ball. Please be aware you only have until tomorrow to join the national team.

April 22, 2005

Mr. T's a Mother#%@$@%


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Professor booty.