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July 22, 2006

Shomer fucking shabbos.

Lebowski Fest - an event honoring The Big Lebowski.

Who's in?

June 24, 2006

It beegins!!!


June 24th 2006, Skynet becomes self-awayahh.

“The result is machines that evolve and develop by themselves without human intervention,” said Stefano Nolfi, the coordinator the ECAgents project."

May 31, 2006

Cosby Bebop

With the bipin' and the boppin'

May 10, 2006

Gone Daddy Gone


Beautiful girl, love the dress, fifteen smiles, oh yes...
When I see you, eyes will turn blue...

May 6, 2006

Hot Fuzz

So you say, "just what are those crazy limey kids Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost up to these days?" and I say "pig says wink"

May 4, 2006


Now if he could only kill everyone on stage with Jedi force lightning this would be SO wicked.

May 1, 2006

"Let's eat 'til we throw-up"

Rent this DVD and laugh as hard as you possibly can...

April 30, 2006

Tough Love

The most fun you'll ever have hitting esc / space ...

April 22, 2006

Oh, faux real though...

Me myself personally, I think that we have been bamboozled, hoodwinked, flimflamed, I'll tell ya' it's a real skin game.

March 19, 2006

"I've had it with these snakes"

Ever wonder what type of story arc you'd have if you took the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy jumps in the plane and there's a snake in the seat, except that Indy is Sam Jackson and the plane is a 747?

Snakes on A Plane.

March 15, 2006

An Exciting New Look

It's like walking in on your parents having sex. You knew it was true, but it's just so goddamn wrong...

Ween vs. Elliot Smith

Da Malanga?

I had a bananer in there.

March 10, 2006

All this hype about Apple...

Stop all the downloadin'.

March 4, 2006

The stink of betrayal.

see... it can't be that good of a movie.

I can't stop doing this...

I think I have a problem...

... and this is a cry for help.

February 26, 2006

WTF Charles?!

Any nerd can tell you that Vinnie Jones aka Bullet Tooth Tony will be playing the live action role of Cain Marko aka Juggernaut. What they don't know is that the film will, most likely, receive an R rating due to sexually-oriented language, scenes of excessive violence and repeated attempts to rape the same character.

How's that song go again ?

February 10, 2006

Just a thought.

February 4, 2006

Gay = Funny

I'm sure if Freud was still alive he'd point at us and say that we are all repressed and in denial. I'm willing to bet that if Freud had a desktop, he'd be laughing too. Don't get me wrong, I love the little gay fellas - or dwarves, or whatever we're supposed to call them. It's just that when the subject comes-up and you're all like "oh they're SO well spoken" or whatever, in the back of your mind you are thinking "I wonder what it feels like?"

Maybe Freud was right...

January 31, 2006

I always be thinkin that it would be nasty.

You know, people tell me I kind of look like "Hans Solo".

Deeaam boyee, I'd be all up in her Sarlac like Boba Fett!

January 17, 2006

"Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med"

Is that a pony?

November 1, 2005

The Day After Yesterday

Thundercats Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

October 20, 2005

Let us spring up out of our sober shells.

We will soar like drunken eagles.

October 18, 2005

My life as a dog

September 29, 2005

Hey! What if they found a 3000 year old cow statue?...Would ya' eat it?

I know I would. Char broiled cow covered in gravy. Side of curly fries. I bet they'd call it the Mazandaran Special.

September 22, 2005

Pray For Revolution

...I know I am.

August 26, 2005

Still, it's not a Mac...

"The monitors can be arranged in any configuration."

- I shit you not.

August 12, 2005

Who's lovin' your mama?

I am.

August 6, 2005

"The Tupac of TV Shows"

"America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city!"

August 1, 2005

Backstroke of the West

R2, do you is fucking?

July 29, 2005

Disco Dancing, Archery, Rape and Table Tennis...

Hey five .

July 21, 2005

Good ol' Andy

Seeing this brings forth bittersweet tears.

July 19, 2005

How to pass the time in a hurricane shelter

I'm not sure if this is the point Yahoo News was trying to illustrate. This guy sure seems to have found a way...

July 15, 2005

That's a man, man...

This is the real life Tootsie here. Every time I see this chick / dude I just can't believe she is on TV.

I mean a bonefide trans-gender weather person right under our noses! Also her name - Alexandra Steele, a TOTAL porn name!

Here's her bio.

July 7, 2005

The Lost Sperm

The little sperm that could.

DWC biography

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.