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Stay Positive.

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CLICK the above image to crack the July 2009 issue of Modern Drummer and read 10 life nuggets from Jon Wurster (Psychotic Norman, The Right Profile, Carneys), everyone's favorite jazz-fillin' funnyman and all-around Good Guy.

Here's a transcript of the exchange I had while purchasing this periodical:

BORDERS CASHIER: You play drums, huh?

OMAR: Indeed I do.*

BORDERS CASHIER: My nephew plays. I think he's in some group.

OMAR: Nachtmystium?

BORDERS CASHIER: Um ... I can't remember the name. They have a Myspace page.

OMAR: Speaking of extreme metal, you heard that Varg Vikernes is out of jail, right?

BORDERS CASHIER: Who's THAT?

OMAR: Oh, you probably know him as Count Grishnackh! Can you believe that Thurston Moore is into this stuff?!

BORDERS CASHIER: Do you have a BORDERS Rewards card?

Omar hands the gentleman his card.

OMAR: Tell your nephew to keep at it so he can become the next Mike Portnoy or Danny Peters! Don't you think Cobain should have stuck with him instead of Foo-Boy?

BORDERS CASHIER: Receipt in the bag?

OMAR: Sure. Just slip it right in there. Do you like The Melvins? Your nephew definitely needs to have an ice bell in his kit.

BORDERS CASHIER: Okay. Have a good one.

OMAR: Thanks, you too. Keep one foot in the gutter and one fist in the gold. That's what Riki Rachtman used to say at the end of Headbanger's Ball.

BORDERS CASHIER: You're a munch.

OMAR: I changed my mind. I want my receipt out of the bag. I am going to hold it aloft as I exit this store.

*This is not true, although I did take a few lessons circa 1983 and attempted to bang along to Men At Work's Cargo and Social D's Mommy's Little Monster on my Remo practice pad.

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