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Rip and Tear.

I thought I nailed the audition, but I guess I lacked the proper connections. Then again, this frees me up to play a few spring dates with Warrant. Original bassist Jerry Dixon injured his hand last week while using what was reported as a "mysterious device" constructed from tufted carpet swatches, banana peels, and a hollowed-out Xbox 360.


I was the original choice to sub for Michael Kelly Smith, but I got kicked out after two rehearsals for taunting Tommy Paris about very weak vocals on run-throughs of "Girlschool" and "Long Way To Love". What can I say, the guy's just no "Dizzy" Dean Davidson. At least I was able to get Greg D'Angelo's autograph on my Pride longbox.

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