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IM BUSY!!!

A sampling of status messages from my company's internal IM eight months later. Some people just stick to their guns (but refine their status ever so slightly to achieve perfection).

Anana
SPECIAL!

Barbara
Tall Red Head in Dallas

David
I'm not fat I'm big-boned

Dennis
I'm here somewhare...

Dennis (2)
go back to WORK!!!

Heather
Go Eagles!

Kelli
BUSY!!!

Mark
Hola!

Matt
Lost in translation.

Mike
Working in the Black Hole!!

Sybil
Elvis Fan #1

me
is Jay Z talented? Let's discuss.

(Note: SHIPPINGS BEST was fired.)

Comments

I like how Barbara has gone from a kind of sentence-like construction to this new Capital Letter Title format.

Amber/SHIPPINGS BEST removal is an abomination, of course. She was the very best, and everyone who thought about IM-ing her knew it.

Finally, your workplace seems to employ a number of people who are fans of a particular bird of prey.

Please continue this series.

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