Recidivissimo.
**EXCLUSIVE** Recidivism's cultural domination marches forward! A deal was finally secured (for reasons I can't discuss here, it was contingent on the death of al-Zarqawi and Italy's defeat of Ghana in their first World Cup match) yesterday for the location of Recidivism's European headquarters. Opening in mid-August, the Rome office will feature a full-scale gelateria (I highly recommend the stracciatella), a selection of MEAT cut by Dario Cecchini, and scooter rentals for various blogging excursions.