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I always leeched on with "a desk lamp on my inner thigh."

Back in high school, whenever the topic of tattoo choices came up, Dr. Red Duke had a pretty good stock joke. Most dorks talked about getting Asian symbols and flowers and smiley faces and whatnot. The Dr. always said that if he was to get a tattoo it would be on his ankle and it would be a lovely sofa. Who's laughing now, Dr.? WHO IS LAUGHING AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SOFA JOKE NOW?

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that's actually me in those pics. i finally broke down and got the over the winter. i'll be showing them off to all of you at the lake this summer while slathering up with SPF 50. i was hoping it would be a surprise but nothing gets past you, x.

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