Recidivism.

In light of Sorkin's [unfortunately Urbaniak-free] upcoming masterpiece, this news is the only thing that makes me even remotely interested in watching Fey's show.

Here is an extraneous paragraph to justify keeping that image over there. Without this text, the image would hang all down and the lone paragraph above would be all short and weird. So this should just about do it. Let me save and see. Yep, that worked. For your troubles, here's a link to the classic sketch referenced in the SL and image.