Unconvincing.
This is perhaps the most perfect eBay listing ever. It's sad and hilarious -- a lonely t-shirt, sitting in a closet, too small, just like his girlfriend's heart.
And is this like her regular standard for gift acceptance?
"This Criterion Rushmore DVD was supposed to be for my girlfriend but I couldn't convince her that it was one of the best films of all-time. I already owned it, so it just sat on my shelf."
"Oh, the new Saunders book.... Hmmm. Hold on a sec. [Starts flipping pages of a notebook overflowing with meticulous, serial killer-y notes.] Sorry. Can't accept this. Saunders is currently my #7 ranked fiction writer and I'm only accepting top 5 writers this Christmas."
Comments
I kinda feel like I have to step to the girlfriend's defense here. She's practically worn a hole in those Cibo Matto panties (with matching baby tee!) that he got her back in '97.
Posted by: x amount. | October 7, 2005 8:12 AM
dude. you got those for G9. I was there.
Posted by: drd | October 7, 2005 12:12 PM