Ha ha.
Sample dialogue from meeting with the school board:
"Coach, how 'bout we don't re-enact any more scenes from Crash*? At least not during the school day. Deal?"
*the Cronenberg one, not the racial mash-up thing that came out this year. Although I haven't seen that one, so maybe that one also contains some wound lickage.
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Nice clarification!
I love the tossed-off final line:
He will be attending a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens.
"This class is sure to get his juices flowing though, so we're not so sure about including the slides. Maybe just text-based handouts?"
Posted by: x amount | August 5, 2005 9:49 AM