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One-upping Frank Mackey.

Two gems from this:

1. The crazed actress then picked up Scheinder's little floppy-eared pooch and threatened menacingly, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog," police said.

2. Rapaport, of "Boston Public" and "Mighty Aphrodite," painfully details how he watched his pal spiral into increasingly troubling behavior at the brownstone, which he owns.

When she finally left, "There was garbage everywhere, scripts, contracts, pages from Hustler magazine . . . and things I can't even mention," he writes. "It looked like a grenade had gone off in her bedroom."

UPDATE: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4.

Nice final line from Raps. Would have been a classic if he said "black ass".

Comments

sounds like mikey's room when he moved out of the Woods.

When your super is Rapaport, I think it's pretty much a given that your "freaking New York City plumber" is Bob Hoskins.

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